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Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Cantswim (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You're in high school and you write like a 4th grader. I think your mom should spend that swimming money on a tutor instead.

#6 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:09pm by VegasMade702

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you could have said "swimming" a few more times you know

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:05pm by papertigers

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