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Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (5780)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

#1 - On 04/02/2014 at 5:52am by revan546

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I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

#7 - On 04/02/2014 at 5:56am by junkman6

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