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Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

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On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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That's the kind of situation where you're torn between feeling grateful because the sentiment is nice or insulted because you (indirectly) just got called fat.

#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 6:54am by TheRuined

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Aww, that would be rude even if you were the mom. :( sorry op.

#2 - On 03/29/2014 at 6:54am by Oliok

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