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Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

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On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....

#4 - On 03/29/2014 at 6:57am by Vidrill

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Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...

#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 6:54am by ajh1551

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