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Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by Dragoness11 - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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I have the exact same fear. if someone entered the bathroom while I'm peeing, I would literally hold my pee in until they get out. no matter how long they take...

#1 - On 03/27/2014 at 2:47pm by hellnosucka

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Feed your toilet, OP. Feed it.

#2 - On 03/27/2014 at 2:47pm by AFCCT

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