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Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36668) - you deserved it (7411)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Since you're now friends, get him to give you free chips

#1 - On 03/26/2014 at 6:34pm by chutney_02

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Well have fun in India I guess

#2 - On 03/26/2014 at 6:35pm by nikkipettyfer

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