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Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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How dare you sit on that bench? So rude.

#2 - On 03/19/2014 at 11:23am by lotr4

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Old people are cranky for no reason sometimes, she was probably reminiscing. "Back in mah day, we didn't even have benches!"

#5 - On 03/19/2014 at 11:24am by HowieDoIt

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