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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (3701)

On 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by IMAWAKE - United States (Michigan)

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Inconsiderate roomies; responsible for FMLs everywhere

#2 - On 03/17/2014 at 6:06pm by WCARlover

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a bucket and ice water over the head is an alarm without a snooze button, and that's enjoyment to the person dumping it on the sleeper. have fun, OP

#4 - On 03/17/2014 at 6:07pm by jsni2132

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