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Man or woman?

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 3:21am - misc - by why me? (man) - United States (California)

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You don't have to tolerate that shit, just talk to your roommate about.

#7 - On 03/11/2014 at 6:32am by bacon_lover100

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Tell your roomate that decisions that involve your place shouldn't be made without you. Even if this person staying there is nice and all, a little respect goes a long way.

#10 - On 03/11/2014 at 6:38am by Morqan_Freeman

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