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Today, I got my first massage. At the end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body for the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34719) - you deserved it (7958)

On 03/02/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AlwaysAwkward - United States (Ohio)

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After I read the first sentence i was thinking something else.

#2 - On 03/03/2014 at 1:59am by Marine1775

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You were just saying thanks! Everyone deserves a good hug now and then.

#3 - On 03/03/2014 at 2:00am by ComoEsJuan

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