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Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

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Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.

#3 - On 02/21/2014 at 9:28am by Welshite

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Have a serious talk with him?

#1 - On 02/21/2014 at 9:28am by ipman737

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