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Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML


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On 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by FUUUUCK (woman) - United Kingdom

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YDI - why would you flush them down the toilet? That's stupid and bad in so many ways.

#1 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:02pm by xStevieKingsleyx

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Few things make me laugh. Kids trying to go behind their parents' backs and getting embarrassed in the process is one of them.

#4 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:04pm by Welshite

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