took it
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Syracuse, United States
Baller move
Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML
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Juggalette_623 9
Pretty sure that's traveling op.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.
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Juggalette_623 9
Pretty sure that's traveling op.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.
Sports_guy3 28
[Whistle!!![¡] And the foul is traveling... all the way to the restroom.
Wizardo 33
Travelling all the way to the bowl and OP scores a slam dunk full of relief...
Pleonasm 35
Hovering above the toilet seat is a two pointer, from across the stall is a three pointer. Let's hope it was nothing but net.
buttcramp 21
#1, hilarious! OP, did someone follow you in to get the ball? or did they just get a new one? I'm sorry this happened to you OP, but we've all had digestive issues at some point and this is super funny.
\ 28
I can only imagine the trouble that OP went through upon returning. So sorry OP
jellybeens_fml 16
Travel? More like a journey
sonnyrosa 32
I guess it's better than dribbling all over the court.
alexlam24 3
Lay up those toilet papers. Yes horrible pun.
tiptoppc 19
The worst foul is what he left TRAILING to the bathroom.
jgwyh 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What a shitty situation.
scooterdude720 19
I think this is the only comment on here that everyone hates. Prepare for a ton of downvotes.
MidnaLink 33
Stop saying those four godawful words!
FangirlingAlways 14
Would you rather people say "What a crappy situation" ?
MidnaLink 33
Let me try this: Those four words should never be in the same sentence.
THExistentialist 13
no, I'd rather people stop with that shitty pun altogether.
tacojauns 45
@22 Shitty, what a situation
MidnaLink 33
tacojauns, that's still the same 4 words in the same sentence, just rearranged.
Selvyys 4
Why must a poop joke come up everytime someone talks about a poop experience they've had!
tacojauns 45
@37 that's the joke Sherlock....
sunshine41196 12
Fyl Op :/
amerw32 9
Thank you for stating the reason it's on an app called FML
Das_is_gud 11
They should make a button for that…oh wait
warsun 27
Nah I don't see the button
iSnipeFatPeople 18
Traveling, all the way to the restroom.
scooterdude720 19
At least you didn't go all over the floor.
WCARlover 34
Oh my goodness I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. You really were the star of the show for that game :p
aisg 14
I'm sorry OP, but you're probably never gonna hear the end of this.
mauwi_10 10
So did you go back or what?
perdix 29
I hope you were "traveling" fast enough to not "double-dribble" on the court, otherwise they'd be "charging" you for cleaning up the mess.
carecow 16
Slam dunking that bathroom stall.