tigerisabelle
Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
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Demonax_fml 8
It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.
ActionFearo 39
Did you at least get a new high score?
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IvyOswin 17
Hulk smash something and then ease your way back to relaxation and tranquility.
Ambient25 25
And you wonder why you're single
mamamiaaa_fml 12
How about hulk not smash everything...how about hulk learn self-control....maybe also not be so green. And invest in larger sized clothes. In all seriousness though that game is evil. Pure evil.
bassbadass 12
its just practice, youll get better at it...if your huge green thumbs dont pose a problem
Sports_guy3 28
After the 12th set of pipes, it restarts. No lie. My high score is 40.
Llama_Face89 34
Nice Poison Ivy.
silencebabyy 23
#63 I think that might be a glitch cause I have friends whos high score is 100+
joannabarton_11 6
Mine's 98!
Rainhawk94 27
Lies after lies after lies
ImAFaker 29
Uhhhhhh mines 2. Where are these gods of which you speak?
livinlifeCJ 4
#23 you managed to get more down votes than the actual thread you were insulting. Congrats.
pinkster2014 25
I can't seem to get past 75...
TheArianaJean 3
My high score is also 2! That game is horrible!
TheArianaJean 3
Ambient25, you are an idiot
Wolf6661 22
I think mine is like 5?
ActionFearo 39
Did you at least get a new high score?
shaww 28
He beat his high score... But now to beat the new high score
_parth 20
Yeah I almost broke my phone when I died at 103!!
carrillo520 4
your comment's likes are my highscore:o
Demonax_fml 8
It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.
Ambient25 25
Or gets stuck in a 5 hour class on Tree Anatomy
inkdeath87 18
Have you guys tried squishy bird? Much more fun. Plus, you get revenge on that little ******.
SadisticStephyy 21
According to Flappy Bird's Facebook, Flappy's parents died and the game is about teaching a baby bird to fly...
crissalove 22
Oh dear god.. you have every right to go smash something
jtthegr8 26
You kind of bring it upon yourself by playing a game that is made to be frustrating so you keep playing.
joeyl2008 29
Yeah I don't understand why people keep playing it.
ChristianH39 30
I think it took me an hour to beat my high score of 5
bubblyhayley 16
yes, but once youve played once you cant help but keep playing!
jtthegr8 26
I played it for like 10 minutes and got to 7 before I declared it was stupid and deleted it
Honema 16
First try 6, thought it was retarded, deleted it. simple as that..
zaise_chsa 19
I guess you could say you went flappy.
ivydindy13 14
You COULD say that, but that makes no sense.
TheArianaJean 3
Hahahahahhahahha your comment doe?
thelittlemissy 29
Why play a game you can't win? ;)
ivydindy13 14
For the challenge?
livinlifeCJ 4
when chasing ladies I ask myself this all the time.
Palirose 22
Haha OP. Dont feel bad. I finally just made it to 15! Not much but lol at least it's fun.
FMLkoala 28
Fun!? It's the definition of hell but so damn addictive!
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
15 is my highest too. I almost got 16 but I was a fraction too late on the touch
xerbrus 14
i don't see what's so frustrating about it i got 27 rarely get a new high score and its usually up by one but whatever its just a meaningless game
Sports_guy3 28
I know, but I got to 40.
dachayke 16
It's really frustrating, but I got 66.
immortalhmars 14
I got to 42 after screaming at my phone for hours
shortyone94 5
I feel like a loser...mines 140. .# nolife
Palirose 22
You guys...i got up to 30 a few minutes after commenting! Lmao this damn game is a pain in the ass. Lol
Lasagnaa 24
I got 27 too and it took me forever just getting to 5! I got lucky because I haven't gotten near 27 ever since lol
PieReaper 11
Tell me your secrets oh great one
Enslaved 38
Why do people do this to themselves? They were already warned that this game would drive them over the edge!
ivydindy13 14
Curiosity. I haven't played it, but i keep hearing about it so much that now I'm tempted to just to see what the hell everyone is talking about :)
Kateyez_26 13
Save yourself the frustration and DON'T PLAY THE GAME!
rockhead1270 5
I can't get past the first pipe. I threw my phone
Zimmington 21
Flappy Bird really isn't that frustrating if you remember IT'S JUST A GAME
nutella_girl_fml 15
It's not just a game. It's a threat to our nation.
Deezknutz 8
Well atleast you didn't snap playing iron pants. That game isn't even possible to enjoy.
SymphonyGrrl 12
Iron pants is so, so, so, evil. I got to 20 and I don't even know how. It's like Flappy Bird's psychotic cousin.