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Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

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Poor choice of words under the circumstances, although you meant no harm

#1 - On 02/04/2014 at 1:59am by MxAxRxCxO

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Well, at least you are alive !

#2 - On 02/04/2014 at 2:00am by StompinOnCrayons

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