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Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41115) - you deserved it (3581)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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How dare you have a movement!

#1 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:27pm by wes870

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Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

#2 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:27pm by piedpiper303

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