Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (3856)
On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves…
anon also deserved itToday, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap.…
How dare you have a movement!
#1 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:27pm by wes870
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+220 | 20
Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
#2 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:27pm by piedpiper303
+158 | 29
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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