Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
nightowl713 25
Asshole indeed! Depending on how you made the cake, it may be possible to just bake another and cut a piece the size he took out replace and re-ice that area. Not sure if that would be easier than starting over, if it's too much hassle I'd have him buy a new one and spare no expense.
brandoneyez1 25
Bake another cake (just to smear in his face.... Sorry op, but this is funny. Maybe cover the missing space with a filler and icing. Many ways to do that. Fondant would work.
cryssycakesx3 22
if it has multiple tiers maybe just that tier can be remade.
littlem91 29
I think asshole may be too mild here. Ruining your wife's efforts for your own daughter's wedding is a whole new level of bastardry.
GEBEH 14
He might be an asshole but I imagine the picture with that caption looked hilarious!
Chorizo606 9
It might be hilarious but he still let all that effort go to waste in preparation for a big day. Not to mention his daughter's.
joselgarciac 9
it didn't go to waste, it went to his stomach...
Turbo_Turtle 14
@65, hopefully the dick didn't eat the bottom tier.
Kamon97 23
Divorce that #douchebag seriously though I hate instagramers
Bloink 25
well if he lies to you about it, you'll have proof against him
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
\ 28
Or make him bake a new cake, take a photo of it, and post it on Instagram tagged with "#justdesserts."
littlem91 29
Or say he may as well have another piece, which is laced with laxatives. Or rat poison.
lovethenumber13 14
Or instead of wasting cake and doing things that may potentially imprison her, OP could put fondant on the sides of where he cut the piece from to make it look intentional and then have little figurines of the bride and groom or put their names in the little triangular space. PS Still think OP should kick his ass, though.
AlwaysWatching 27
Do the same thing to him
Ambient25 24
I believe she is a bit late for that...
False_Stupidity 41
What, cut a slice out of him and put it on instagram?
TideRider 3
So wait for him to make a cake... ?
moverby1644 5
More like #awfuldad
flurpiee 14
#sleepingonthecouchforamonth #worthit
LittleSushi_fml 13
#SleepingOnCouch
SeahawksnationxD 7
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Lmao your husband sounds awesome.
Angelic_Author 16
Wow, you're a dumbass. He ruined the daughter's WEDDING cake. I feel bad for whoever ends up with your stupid ass as a spouse.
NinjaFood 13
He sounds like an immature asshole. When she says "finally" I'm guessing it took a lot of time and he just couldn't wait until the wedding to eat it.
jakedavis 6
No need to get mad at him... your daughter has that covered!
kyuubi1 14
husband- #wifejustfoundout #footupmyass wife- #needsnewshoe
Mauskau 35
I read the last part as "Shnoo Shnoo!". Hashtags suck.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Or maybe you just have issues reading... either one of those is a viable option.