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Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

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You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.

#3 - On 01/27/2014 at 7:05pm by Welshite

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thats pretty low....

#2 - On 01/27/2014 at 7:05pm by peanuty001

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