Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
Hangover time
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Put the booze down
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
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Welshite 39
You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.
Carpenter_C 14
You must've really been pissed.
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Carpenter_C 14
You must've really been pissed.
jman26 11
Correction: his gf was pissed!
illusong 16
It's not FYL it's FYGL
FangirlingAlways 14
OP should of told her. If she really loves you, she might not be that mad. Maybe a little disappointed though.
applebramble 22
I'd go bat shit crazy at my boyfriend if he ever did that to me . I'd maybe have a laugh at the fact he wet his bed coz it happens (very rarely) , but rolling me into his wet pile will wake the devil inside of me . Be a man and do the right thing
Siererrr 13
I don't get why people feel the need to turn every FML about relationships into an advice column..
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
What if she actually did it then rolled you into to avoid the blame and now you're doing the same to her.
Ambient25 24
What if they both passed out and Mike Tyson was the one who pissed on the bed and decided to make a clean getaway?
RavenDesired 10
Plot Twist: She pissed the bed and rolled you into it before you woke up.
incoherentrmblr 21
I wonder who's going to clean the sheets...
homes7d 14
I'm hoping to see a follow-up like from his girlfriend like today my boyfriend rolled me in to his own piss
Curlytwirly22 17
Nice word play bruh ;)
peanuty001 19
thats pretty low....
reneetlovesyou 30
Right. That's mortifying for anyone without company but to think you pissed in your boyfriend's bed would have me embarrassed beyond words.
blinked_281 29
I feel like she's gonna realize when her panties aren't wet, just the bed... unless she sleeps naked.
kjack49044 18
Incoming "Today I woke up to find that I wet the bed, although my underwear was completely dry. My boyfriend swears he doesn't know what's going on. FML"
littlem91 29
Wouldn't her underwear soak up his urine from the wet bed? That's one of the more disgusting things I've written for a while. Yuck.
Sports_guy3 28
That's a shame, OP. A real man will take the blame for it. It's okay... sort of.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Low? Yeah, waist-level is pretty low.
StillUsesMyspace 22
looks like OP is taking his piss fetish to a whole new level......
Daaaan 13
A friend of me once did the same thing to a one night stand he had over in his house. He blamed it all on her and made her pay for new bed sheets and for washing the mattress. So to all you people who think that what the OP did is the lowest you can go, you can always go lower. OP is still a coward though
karma8033 2
Ok, I can see trying to blame it on the other person in bed, even as horrible as it is. But to then make them pay for new sheets and to have the mattress cleaned. That is beyond words horrible! I would straight up punch a mofo in the throat if they tried to do that to me.
Welshite 39
You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.
colton_colton 50
He needs to grow a pair and man up
girlrome 19
That's just wrong. Both the pissing on the bed part and the rolling your girlfriend over it one.
buttcramp 21
Exactly! OP, wouldn't you rather feel embarrassed than make your girlfriend feel that way? Plus, it's bad enough being in your own urine but being in someone else's is just disgusting! You could of been a man and immediately woke her and said "Something spilled! I didn't want you to sleep in the wet spot so let me take care of this, baby. I'm sorry." if you were really that ashamed! it's still not the truth but this way you would be taking the blame and not embarrassing yourself or her! My guess is you're partying too hard if you piss yourself in your sleep to begin with.. and if your girl doesn't wake up from being flipped over and onto wetness.
thetmills 8
Pun pun pun
ziya1999 12
Learn to take the blame for your own actions.
SoulFrog 7
why do I always see you as top comment
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
First of all, I hope your girlfriend doesn't freak out for your stupid actions. Second, YDI
mmyoung979 14
Third, you're the fourth comment.
Trin_Tran 26
That's just disgusting OP ..
andrewturtle 16
At least it wasn't poop o__o
lemontreee 11
I'd have been pissed!
lemontreee 11
Someone beat me to it :l
oj101 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Careful OP - you definitely don't wanna get her pissed off at you if she finds out
dachayke 16
That joke has already been made on this FML. Twice.
Rizzen 27
you sir are a pathetic dick head
Mynamewontfi 40
**** your girlfriends life for having to think she did it. You're an ass.
leary96 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That must have put her in a, pissy mood.