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Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML


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On 01/26/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

#2 - On 01/26/2014 at 7:36pm by challan

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Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

#6 - On 01/26/2014 at 7:40pm by NotGabe

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