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Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!
Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015