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Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (39962) - you deserved it (3173)

On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

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Thank god you know better than her.

#1 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:20pm by Eliseopwns

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Wow that's pretty bad. May as well start her in depends now...

#2 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:22pm by Aspen_Grace33

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