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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML
That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..
Tell him that if he had your tits, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 13 August 2014