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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56694) - you deserved it (5697)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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What's that old saying, honestly is the best policy

#1 - On 01/12/2014 at 6:21am by Dre27

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Yeah because you totally did that on purpose. Shame on you for being born.

#4 - On 01/12/2014 at 6:23am by annie_nk

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