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Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Well, at least he knew his son had a good butt.

#1 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:27am by umidontrember

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He then got up and asked if he has a nice butt too. Like father like son (or daughter)

#3 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:30am by Fuaaad1994

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