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Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Well, at least he knew his son had a good butt.

#1 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:27am by umidontrember

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He then got up and asked if he has a nice butt too. Like father like son (or daughter)

#3 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:30am by Fuaaad1994

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