Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
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Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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barricadebabe 15
And it never occurred to you to try the doors?
CaiDog 20
It never occured to you to step outside...?
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Comments (73)
barricadebabe 15
And it never occurred to you to try the doors?
xBethanyC 15
No because that would just make too much sense
JMichael 25
That my dear would have been way to simple.
evilplatypus 38
I would have turned the television on. At least one station would probably have footage/coverage of the snow situation and if I see the news is only showing an inch or so, I'd realize something is up.
rg350dx 29
If the doors open inwards that is a terrible idea. OP's neighbor is a brilliant prank artist and a neighbor I would love to have.
Fuaaad1994 31
I wonder how his neighbour managed to sabotage the upstairs windows.
deOrca 8
I wonder what made you think that OP has a second story.
interesting33 36
Wouldn't the snow fall in?
CaiDog 20
It never occured to you to step outside...?
friedpwnadge 25
And get op's house full of ice and snow? No thank you.
TallMist 32
That is only if they open inwards. Most doors, from what I've seen, open outwards. If the door opened outwards, and OP was really snowed in, the door wouldn't open at all.
guci101 14
You should have tried opening the door.
Pique_fml 8
Try thinking next time
Kibaruto 33
OP did think. Just not outside the box, er, the house.
Sports_guy3 28
Thinking is too hard.
ashalayx 13
stupid at its finest
Purplexus 14
Damn prank wars... But i guess with this one you should have been more open minded with your surroundings
owenster 12
At least now you have S-NO-W worries.
davidislost 11
That was thaw-full.
Das_is_gud 11
Icy what you did there.
notsofriendly 17
Cold as ice.
froggyjade 16
You're gonna have to think up something epic to do to your neighbour that's gonna beat that!
toxic_walrus 15
Omfg that's brilliant