Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
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Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
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Welshite 39
Take video and call police.
JKROB 16
what did you fo to piss everyone off?
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Welshite 39
Take video and call police.
science-teacher 15
Sounds like they were 'stoned'
JocelynKaulitz 28
Yup, they're stoners alright.
PugDelatorre 11
Don't do that. It ruins it.
JKROB 16
what did you fo to piss everyone off?
StiffPvtParts 43
Probably nothing. My lovely neighbors set my car on fire just hours after I moved in. I've live here for 2 years, and I've seen them burn down my neighbors house, brake into my car twice, and throw rocks at my windows on a daily basis. I would've moved out years ago, but in my current financial state... I just can't afford to do so (._.)
StiffPvtParts 43
I guess it's just the price I have to pay for living in a foreign country (._.)
ThatFancyPenn 18
24, you can't just call the police?
ksks1234 33
23-- burned your car and burned down the neighbor's house?! Where the hell do you live?! I think I would eat just once a day, walk to my destinations (if possible), and live with bare minimum to get the hell outta there. Your neighbors might try to burn down your house with you in it.
Crazc 15
#23 and #24 call the goddamn police
StiffPvtParts 43
#33 and #38, I always do, but there is a limit to what they can do about it. At least the police are nice enough to drive by once a day and twice during the night :c #34, At least 80% of my neighborhood is populated by Irish gypsies. They tend to stick together, and they really hate outsiders. They also don't acknowledge any kind of authority other than their own, which means they don't work and just live on welfare checks. There is this 14 year old girl who lives down the street, her father likes to get drunk and beat the crap out of her. I always let her crash on my couch when she has nowhere else to go. Anyway, I've lived in Ireland half my life but this is the first that I have come across such horrible people.
davidislost 11
Ireland, or NI?
zeldagirl77 7
"They didnt stop them because they thought ypi wernt home" who does that? Thats really stupid.
zeldagirl77 7
*you. sorry
imhope 23
I guess they don't like you...
JocelynKaulitz 28
Sounds like OP doesn't have neighbors, OP has assholes.
fakan 4
get a paintball gun they will learn fast !!
1947Chevy 17
Why paintball? I'm more of a rubber band Gatling gun person myself. That would be set on my roof so I could spray everybody with rubber bands.
DaCoach83 1
They'll learn faster with a real gun. NOBODY ***** with my house.
LizetteBerenice 22
I would confront them and if they don't stop I'd call the law
IMcPwn 12
How does one, "call the law?"
Zimmington 21
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It's not that strange as a kid my friends and I threw rocks at the house across the street for fun. but that house was abandoned because it had burned down a few years before... sorry Op
domolovesyoshi 33
the difference here is adults weren't just standing around watching and not stopping you
gc327072 30
And that nobody actually lived there.
laden_swallow09 34
And it was already half-burnt to the ground, anyway.
cjlerch 29
Take up airsoft. They sting like hell, and they come in pistols, snipers, etc. They use 6mm plastic BB's, which, like I said, sting, but don't penetrate the skin.
erck3800 12
paintballs hurt more and have a longer range, much more effective imo
Pstraka6 20
Wont be fun when you slap their parents with papers. Use the law to your benefit!
DocBastard 38
Go to the grocery store and buy some canned sheep brains (yes, really). Then throw them at the little delinquents. If anyone protests, just say "But I didn't think they had any!"
Crazc 15
that's ******* brilliant.