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Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML


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On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.

#2 - On 12/31/2013 at 6:16am by mackdeezy

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Well that's not exactly the nicest way to get protein in your salads...

#3 - On 12/31/2013 at 6:17am by xxBFMVAAMIWxx

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