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Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (8945) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by Puick (man) - France (Centre)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.

#2 - On 12/26/2013 at 8:27pm by Palirose

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Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.

#6 - On 12/26/2013 at 8:29pm by Dashelle

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