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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

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You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)

#1 - On 12/18/2013 at 12:40am by MxAxRxCxO

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Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.

#2 - On 12/18/2013 at 12:40am by Likian5

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