Work, Money and Bosses: Busted - FML

Busted

By Anonymous - 28/09/2026 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss accused me of submitting fraudulent overtime claims. I proceeded to show him security footage of me at my desk for sometimes 18 hours a day, keeping the business from imploding. He then claimed he doesn’t actually have enough money in the accounts to pay me everything I’m owed. FML

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Hangryko 31

Monday 28 September 2026 11:17

Stop doing overtime until he starts paying for it, and you get your back pay for the overtime you've done.

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Hangryko 31

Monday 28 September 2026 11:17

Stop doing overtime until he starts paying for it, and you get your back pay for the overtime you've done.

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