Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39659) - you deserved it (3290)
On 12/16/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Mary (woman) - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up…
Wouldn't they want to make some money?
#2 - On 12/16/2013 at 6:22am by Dom_Olivares
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+139 | 12
They wanted you to quit pestering them.
#1 - On 12/16/2013 at 6:22am by DerrickJames
+94 | 33
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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