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Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38135) - you deserved it (3562)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm - misc - by take a fucking seat, gran (man) - United States (California)

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To be perfectly honest, the Christmas tree is actually adopted from Germanic pagan traditions and there is no proof that Jesus was born on December 25th. She has a valid point.

#5 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:12pm by airforce987

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What's a family holiday without unstable family members?

#2 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:09pm by thatkid00117

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