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Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

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Tell him to get the fuck out of your country then!!

#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 11:05pm by Weird_situations

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He should have used Rosetta Stone

#2 - On 12/13/2013 at 11:05pm by brooke_lalaine

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