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Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (3955)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:58am - misc - by jessierules93 - United States (California)

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Maybe your dreams are a little too realistic.?

#1 - On 12/07/2013 at 5:52am by EvilPandaxD

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If you can throw a phone in your sleep hard enough that it smashes against the wall, I'd strongly suggest you try out for the Yankees. I hear they're hiring.

#6 - On 12/07/2013 at 6:07am by DocBastard

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