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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

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Lol thank everyone! My iPhone wasn't in a case but surprisingly it's fine! But the wall, not so much. I kinda put a hole in it haha
By jessierules93 / Saturday 7 December 2013 05:58 / United States - San Francisco
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By  DocBastard  |  38

If you can throw a phone in your sleep hard enough that it smashes against the wall, I'd strongly suggest you try out for the Yankees. I hear they're hiring.

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By  naxeeb  |  32

Maybe you should keep your phone a little out of your reach when you sleep. Or try one of those sleep therapy thingies to overcome your sleep movements.

By  junkman6  |  22

Herbal tea is your friend. I used to thrash around a lot. I even managed to give my girlfriend a black eye because I had a bad dream. But some chamomile tea before bed sedates me nicely, you might want to try it.

By  DocBastard  |  38

If you can throw a phone in your sleep hard enough that it smashes against the wall, I'd strongly suggest you try out for the Yankees. I hear they're hiring.

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  xzeldax3  |  18

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  parism143  |  28

His phone smashed against the wall. I'd say it's broken, yes. Shattered in pieces is more like it. This has happened to me once, but the wall ended up having a dent in it. Don't really know how that happened, but I guess HTC's are the new Nokia?

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