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Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36409) - you deserved it (2610)

On 12/06/2013 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

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Some woman think too highly of themselves. Sorry OP

#2 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:57pm by samimarie199

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Some people just love the idea of getting attention. If that was me, I probably would've laughed in her face.

#3 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:58pm by MichellinMan

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