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Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43284) - you deserved it (10916)

On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Well if she doesn't want a sensitive boyfriend that's fine because there's plenty more girls who do!

#1 - On 12/06/2013 at 12:37pm by smashingmolko

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Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!

#4 - On 12/06/2013 at 12:37pm by HowieDoIt

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