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Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML
You, I like you. That's possibly the best come-back I've ever heard.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015