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Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015