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Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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On 11/30/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by flatchested Sam - United States (Kentucky)

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Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.

#3 - On 12/01/2013 at 3:40am by pistachiopanda

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Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:

#2 - On 12/01/2013 at 3:40am by Tnut12

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