Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
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Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
**** McGee
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Stuck
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
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rebeleous 14
First
Ambient25 24
I wish I could drown you
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
melons 44
What have men got to do with this?
acetl87 12
I prefer them smaller too. just not totally flat though.
Ecudaniel 16
#2 why discriminate, boobs are like cookies you like em all no matter the size :)
Trently 10
Unless the nipples are cookies.
perdix 29
#2, there is such a thing as too small, though. The OP ought to insist that her mom pay for her boob job to give her some modest boobage. If she is as ridiculously flat as the story suggests, her mom must have passed on some defective genes, and owes the OP a repair.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Repair? Go **** yourself! U need to repair your messed in personality!
iAlissa 34
Perdix, sometimes you're a real dick.
perdix 29
#79, 87, I'm just so sick of the double-standard! All the girls rally around the flat-chested ones and are charmed by the guys who claim they prefer small boobs. Yet, no one stands up for the tiny-penised guys. You never see any girls saying "I prefer small dicks." Those guys need love, too.
Meettitan 14
Everyone, quickly! We're taking Perdix seriously today!
soccerstar1996 18
Don't make yourself look different for someone. If a guy is going to date/marry/hook up with you he's going to see that they're small. Why change who you are? Let everyone embrace you for you
\ 28
Perdix... I really hope you aren't solipsizing about your dick.
perdix 29
#99, I did say "those guys" :)
KawaiiCupcake 14
#92 Don't compare dick to boobs -_- Boobs are not asexual body part, penis is. Plus, most girls don't care about size. And those who are concerned about size too much, are just shallow bitches, like you are when it comes to chest size.
LittleBastard 20
Sadly, people take things way too seriously. I'm afraid I'm the only one who knew perdix here was joking. :(
perdix 29
#105, not exactly. It appears that I am the other one:)
pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
meepmerp 20
Ha
ShyAnn29 14
Ha Ha
iJUSTINsane 12
Push up bras are like opening a bag of chips and you get sad that they're really only half full :/
Zebediabolical 43
But hey... TITCHIPS!
glitterkuro 18
Eh, I'd say if OP prefers the way she looks when wearing a push up bra then to go for it. Just to make sure she's doing it for herself rather than because she feels pressure from other people. I pick most of my clothes because they make me look better in my eyes, but I've finally learnt that how I look in my mind is totally different to how society thinks I should look.
smokecloud_ 37
I wear push ups because I like the way they look. I've also found that they help fight gravity. By keeping them held up and perky, they're 'trained' to stay there. There's a huge difference in their appearance between taking off a regular bra and a push up.
Kahli21 15
I like how my breasts look in underwired bras, and sometimes I wear padded or push-up bras. -highfive- I just have the wrong kind of shape to wear anything else and have that lovely rounded, perky look.
Kahli21 15
I lol'ed. Sounds like something I would do, but my mom would never say I'm unattractive physically in a mean way, and she'd just laugh if I bought her wrinkle cream at 46 ( seriously, she has no wrinkles at all ).
Ukeee_X 19
I see this joke a lot. I don't think people understand how boobs work... Push up bras give cleavage. A tiny minority or even no pair of natural breasts are pushed together. They shouldn't touch. I think you mean those crazy "add 100 cup sizes!" Bras. That's false advertising. Being an E/F cup I've never had to wear one of those, but I wear a push up on a night out so they looks pretty in a nice shirt.
Kahli21 15
I am a 30DD and I'd love to get some real cleavage with a push-up or padded bra. :( Btw, some women's breasts naturally sit close together, so they touch even if they aren't that big in terms of volume.
raisinbam 13
She probably knows from experience.
DJisHere11 19
"BURN!" -Michael Kelso
G_bear24 9
She shouldn't say that no one needs to change there body type everyone is born the way god meant and we are all beautiful
PenguinBitch 43
Have you heard of punctuation?
meepmerp 20
19 Win
rebeleous 14
I'm so sorry everyone I'm ashamed of myself
MyUsernameKatie 31
I like the size of my boobs. Big boobs (I hear) can suck and be uncomfortable, but small boobs can make you feel insecure. I just accept who I am, chest size and all
ShyAnn29 14
Large boobs can give you back problems, so they aren't as great as some people may think.
glitterkuro 18
I have large boobs and they make me incredibly insecure as well. Big breasts do not look like they do in the media or in drawings- that's denying how gravity works, etc. I'd much prefer to have smaller ones in terms of aesthetics, but I'm trying to learn to love the ones I have.
mallu86 9
I learned something new today. Thank you ladies.
ShyAnn29 14
70, I agree with you, I also would like if my boobs were a bit smaller, But like you, I'm trying to be happy with what I've got!
falon142012 22
I have small boobs. Some doctors say smaller ones are better because it's easier to find tumors and abnormalities in them, and that they keep sensitivity to touch longer than big ones. And also that they stay perkier for longer. Plus my husband loves how I am anyway. I was really insecure about it in high school, but I don't care now. OP, just ignore people who judge you for how you look. You'll find someone who loves everything about you!
Ambient25 24
Every woman should like the size of their boobs, and every true man should like the girl for who they are, not for their breast size or any aesthetic reason. Back in college, I actually had a relationship get ruined by a chick that stuffed her bra. Not because I found out, I wanted to comfort her that I didn't care for her breast size. It was because she burst into hysterics and thought no man would want her. It's not right, and for those who doubt me, just know that there are those of us who want the girl for who she is, not what she is.
misspulkadot24 17
Faith in the male population *slightly* restored. And that's coming from a feminist. So kudos to you :)
misspulkadot24 17
It's nice to know there are guys out there that aren't primal dirtbags who only care about the outside package. Keep spreading your anti-pigism 9 :)
Kahli21 15
For me, I don't feel like I'm fully a woman, with womanly "charms", because my breasts are small. I get mistaken for a teenager often, and not just because my face looks young. I would feel better about myself, and that's what matters. It's not about any man or anyone else. Sure, I can 'accept' it, but I'll still be wearing bras that flatter me and make me look larger. I don't want -huge- breasts, mind you, just... somewhat larger. I'm a 30DD ( trust me, it's not that big, but media in the US has us all brainwashed to think so ), and I'd love to be about a 30F or 30FF ( UK sizing ). I'd match my hips/bum for once!
JVIarijke 24
You have nothing to complain about, there's girls/ladies who would be super happy with that size because they've got a way smaller size.
alshygirl 14
You're saying DD isn't huge? I'm just a D and that sometimes feels cumbersome. I don't know what I'd do with an F.
XSeraphinX 18
If you think DD is small, you should try being a 34B like me. I used to wish for bigger boobs when I was a teen (30B) but now I want to go back to that size. I love them, they're fun but sometimes they're in the way.
rocker_chick105 31
41- are you kidding me... No, my best friend is a DD, they're big. Girls like you are annoying. "Oh my boobs are big already but I want them bigger.". Why? What's the point of that? People will love you for who you are, not how big your breasts are. Some boys will care only about that, but men won't. And not to sound rude, but you seem to be fishing for compliments, saying how big your breasts and hips/bum are. Fish somewhere else?
showmeyourears 19
@56 But she's a 30DD. Granted that's not small, but it's certainly not the same as say 38DD. The number matters too; it's not all about the cup size. For example, I'm a 34C/D (my weight isn't very steady because of my metabolism). They're not small, but they're not particularly large either. It's quite a happy size. Anyway, a friend of mine who is a larger girl, has bigger boobs than mine, but she's a B cup. 30DD would probably be about the same as my 34C but on an even more petite body.
TunaFireStarter 16
The cup size volume changes with the band size so a 34D is the same cup size as a 36C or a 38B. A 30DD would be the same size cup as 32D, 34C, or 36B.
smokecloud_ 37
There is no such thing as a small DD unless maybe you're a larger woman and your gut sticks out farther than your boobs. I'm a 32D and on my small frame, they're huge. In any case, there are millions of men who like millions of tit types, and many don't discriminate at all!
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Hahahaha haaaa wait what?! DD is small? Try an A cup... *sits in corner and cries*
Kahli21 15
Why are you voting me down? Trying to make me feel bad because I don't like my breasts? How very supportive.
Kahli21 15
tinyurl(.)com(/)properfitbra - you're welcome.
Kahli21 15
Oh yeah, 30DD is totally "huge"! These are women wearing the RIGHT size. tinyurl(.)com(/)huuuugeboobs
Kahli21 15
The 30DD in this picture is pretty accurate. It's NOT big on my frame at all, and I am a petite and rather slender woman. I certainly don't have a "huge gut", I have a small waist and mostly flat stomach. tinyurl(.)com(/)huuuugeboobs
Kahli21 15
Thank you! That's exactly right, and people just do NOT understand that cup sizes aren't static! They're ignorantly insisting that the media is right, and A always means tiny and DD always means gigantic. >< If you want to share in the future, here's a comparison of some D/DD sizes - tinyurl(.)com(/)huuuugeboobs
Kahli21 15
THEY AREN'T BIG. Look here and tell me that 30DD is huge, please. These women are wearing the right size, like I am. Ignorant people like YOU are more annoying. tinyurl(.)com(/)huuuugeboobs
Kahli21 15
30DD is equal in size ( volume ) to a 36B. So I know EXACTLY how it feels.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I'm sorry you're also self-conscious and some people are so inconsiderate. Although I, for example, would kill for just a size B doesn't mean it would satisfy everyone. You're entitled to your own opinion of your body, just know that some people do have it worse in this case!
Kahli21 15
I'm just self-conscious when I want to look sexy but can't because I'm not that well-endowed. >< I'm fine with my body otherwise. I COULD be totally flat ( like a 30A, yikes ), so I'm glad I'm not like that. But.. "Size B"? Cup sizes are not static. They depend entirely on the band size. I'm a 28E / 30DD / 32D / 34C / 36B / 38A, in terms of volume. You can't just say "Oh, I'm a B cup", because it means absolutely -nothing-. Go to these links and you'll find out what I'm saying. tinyurl.com/properfitbra and tinyurl.com/huuuugeboobs
xOhItsMarleyy 9
:) this boosted my self esteem a bit.
MlleMC_fml 19
I have looked at your link, and to me those boobs aren't exactly small. They're not huge, but still not small. My actual bra size is 32AA or 34AAA (yes, these sizes really exist, but they can only be found in shops specialized in small sizes, or in the children's department if I'm lucky).
poncho55 40
It's really nice reading that other woman are as small chested as me. And it makes me smile reading the supportive comments about loving any breast size. :) It took me a very long time to be comfortable with my body. I'm now 21 and still an A-cup. Oh well. I like the way I am. :)
onedayinamsterda 14
A's can be real cute too !
justmeCee 16
I hear ya girl...I'll go join in on that cry...
Breegotcake 14
Wearing a push up bra isn't going to you look better. Yes it might be nice to have perky boobs but you need to be happy with what you got. Be confident & flaunt your best features. You want someone to like you for you & not just your body anyways. :)
poncho55 40
You said it perfectly. I agree 100%.
PenguinBitch 43
Tell her that you're willing to pay for her nose job.
bethluvsyou 15
Don't want to give her mom any ideas.... Oh I just got the reference. Mkay
Klima_fml 29
Trying to start a war? I feel like this wouldn't turn out well