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Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40101) - you deserved it (2799)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Seriously OP, what era are you from?

#1 - On 11/22/2013 at 8:41pm by mn_shr

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"DON'T FUCKING MOVE!! IF YOU DO, I WILL GENTLY COOL YOU WITH THIS! I'LL DO IT, I SWEAR!"

#12 - On 11/22/2013 at 8:47pm by DocBastard

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