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Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

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you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results

#5 - On 11/22/2013 at 6:14am by kozzard

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Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?

#8 - On 11/22/2013 at 6:23am by JanisEvans

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