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Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States

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Parents always give what we need. Not what we want.

#10 - On 11/18/2013 at 7:00am by Michael903

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Hand that shit back

#2 - On 11/18/2013 at 6:56am by patchesOhoolihan

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