Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2013 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
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Why the fuck was there foam on your nose?
#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:05am by minna97
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At least you don't have rabies.
#3 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:06am by JasonUMN
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