Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (34039) - you deserved it (3681)
On 11/15/2013 at 4:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
MyUsernameIsBest's life also sucksToday, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my…
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Why the fuck was there foam on your nose?
#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:05am by minna97
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+137 | 14
At least you don't have rabies.
#3 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:06am by JasonUMN
+80 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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