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Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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In his defense Carl is really annoying.

#3 - On 11/08/2013 at 11:07pm by ladystate

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The good thing about having a kid like Carl is that he'll never stay in the fucking house.

#4 - On 11/08/2013 at 11:07pm by Nyx

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