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Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.

#1 - On 11/06/2013 at 10:33am by Welshite

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What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap?

You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.

#10 - On 11/06/2013 at 10:40am by DocBastard

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