Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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jlg337 11
funny, but that sucks.
PIGaming 21
You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.
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jlg337 11
funny, but that sucks.
MichellinMan 20
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in!" *goat screams*
Ambient25 24
"Yo dad you're really funny and I'mma let you finish, but this is the worst break up of all time. OF ALL TIME"
TheCanucklehead 22
'Bitch imma let you finish in a minute, yeah that was rap was right, but I'm about to spit the greatest verse of all time...'
Ambient25 24
Well...that escalated quickly...
Sports_guy3 28
According to #10, yes she did.
Pinkgal123 24
How could he say that?
omgitsmoe 26
Someone's gonna make a fortune
calilovesneb 12
I love how OP lives in Ireland. Something about the fact that Taylor Swift jokes exist in Ireland is very pleasing to me.
olpally 32
Wow!!! What an asshole thing to say!! :/ that's insulting you and your intelligence. I'm sure you're wonderful the way you are op.
noobienick 19
How does this have anything to do with her intelligence?
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Because intelligent people obviously don't cry. Instead they go build a time machine and reverse the situation so they never got sad in the first place! I've tried doing that, but when my time machine doesn't work I end up crying anyway.. One day I'll get it working.. One day..
MrSassypants 33
#38 I got my time machine working, but it only moves forward at regular speed. It is essentially a box that reeks of urine with the words "time" and "machine" written on it with sharpie, but I like to think it still qualifies as a time machine.
RoboCunnilingus 23
McFeelii, you should use your time machine to go back in time before you failed in building your time... Ohhh.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
I want to know what this has been down voted so much?
The_Tenth_Doctor 14
Because taylor swift is dumb
Kage01 4
Suck up lol
incoherentrmblr 21
#45, I've got a time machine too. Unfortunately it tops out at 88mph and needs 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to run. It was once nuclear, but now it runs off of trash, and it flies too...
LedBasedPaint 8
If the tenth doctor says the Taylor swift is dumb, Taylor swift is dumb, his word is law!
rebellionwars 11
It was a joke.
stoych 19
I'm sorry op. please remember that there are other fish in the sea and those who give a shit are the ones to talk to. Chin up chicken, you'll find 'the one' when it's time.
Dallasluver19 14
Chicken?
Blink_me26 21
It's an affectionate term.
ocramavaf 15
explained by a duck...
Javier6597 19
Wtf? Why would a chicken look for fish?
scooterdude720 19
"There are other fish in the sea" they said. "The hell there aren't!" -Princess Ariel
Kage01 4
stoych 19
It's what my mum used to say to me when I was sad. Quite a used term here. :0)
CrazyGirlfriend 21
Im pretty sure OP wants a man...not a fish... fish are freaking creepy!
zoepie 7
I'm sure he just meant it as a joke OP, but that was insensitive.
Zintrix 6
Yo just to piss him off you should write a song but make it a Damn good song.
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
words
CocaColaPepsi 13
Well if you can write q song like Taylor swift you could make at least make a lit of money! :)
CocaColaPepsi 13
little**
Pwn17 25
A little of money? I think you mean a little money/a lot of money.
MrSassypants 33
Or maybe they just meant a little money instead of "lit of".
ShannyAK 16
Or maybe 5 meant little considering she corrected herself
PIGaming 21
You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.
lsmithftw 3
****
Dave_Davington 33
*You're *You're Jesus ******* Christ people, it's not rocket science.
rebellionwars 11
Believe*
sarahbevan20 11
I would just like to add *believe Ok im satisfied
Ramos808 29
*I'm. Idiot
OptimusSlime 23
Am I the only one who heard Taylor Swift's voice while reading that?
mandyrozrox 13
That was an insensitive thing to say, yet I'll be honest- your dad has a sense of humour :)
papayeya 18
LMAO hilarious Dad.. what he meant is.. get ur shit together and Move on
MIKE_MAN_88 4
Mm
mandyrozrox 13
Sorry- I tried to edit my last comment but I ran out of time; so this is what I was trying to say: That was an insensitive thing to say, yet I'll be honest- your dad has a sense of humour :) I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. But you're lucky your not still dating him, you kinda dodged a bullet there.