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Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37238) - you deserved it (3571)

On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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you just can't win sometimes. FYL OP

#2 - On 10/28/2013 at 2:17pm by Rddvl

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Damn, at least there's a light side of the situation, right? Ha, ha, nobody??

#4 - On 10/28/2013 at 2:17pm by kierstynxrose

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