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Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
Well thank God you didn't offer her peaches and cream...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015