Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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kingbrizo 24
well thats alarming.
DocBastard 38
Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.
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Comments (53)
kingbrizo 24
well thats alarming.
Nyx_fml 23
Those thieves have some great timing.
DocBastard 38
Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.
MCRaddict15 15
I never understood why SO many cars did that. How can so many people install their car alarms incorrectly?
Kyuubi_Rose 11
It's the cats, they go nuts at 3am and set the alarms off to piss us off
ryanthecheeseguy 18
...and then the car owner doesn't even know its their car so they don't do anything about it.
8born8 18
cats. slowly achieving world domination one car alarm at a time.
lexi365 20
They already took over the Internet.
yukumariooo 11
Well if nothing else, their timing is impeccable.
MasqueradePrince 25
Hopefully nothing of value was stolen...
Chumbowamba 10
O.o the cruel irony of it.
shesaywha 19
I think that is more of a coincidence than irony.
Imhere4fml 24
No.
graceinsheepwear 33
Oh man, my apartment once flooded the day before my appointment to get renter's insurance. Sorry OP.
NoFlippinWai 24
Oh Irony you are a cruel sonofabitch
FezzesAreCool 18
Oh the irony
Farmillionaire 8
Why wouldnt you just have the place you bought it from install it?? That would have been smart don't you think?