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Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58708) - you deserved it (3927)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

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Wow, what a slut. Sorry op. You deserve better.

#1 - On 10/24/2013 at 8:20pm by olpally

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Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.

#4 - On 10/24/2013 at 8:22pm by gracehi

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